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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.


He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
Now matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.