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"Tired traveller,
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If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read President Can?t Swim - Lyndon B. Johnson
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A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
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Have a good time.
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